Microsoft Flames Apple, Fails

The Register - Microsoft Flames Apple, Fails

This needs to be read. Apple Tax!? Seriously Redmond.

The worst laptop ever.

Presenting the Macbook fail. The laptop that fails so hard it will make you sick.

Basically its an old powerbook, with the screen removed (hacked off). This machine is instead pluged into an CRT monitor so old and fat its positively leaking eyeball melting radiation.

This work of art is packing around 600Mhz of sweet processing power, and a whole 512Mb of ram.

FAIL

E71

Just got offered the nokia E71, and its pretty good. Battery that asts more than a day, quick interface, FREAKING MMS, you can actually send stuff over bluetooth. Y'know, things any phone can do.

The new iPhone had better match this. If not I'm put off the idea forever. And it better have a autofocusing camera.... Makes such a difference. Try taking that on an iPhone.

Basically, the iphone is a crap phone. Pretty good ipod, and like, toy, but as a phone for calling + texting and stuff, it sucks

April Fools Roundup

Alpine Ledgend - Xbox, move over Guitar Hero

Guardian to move on to twitter. - "Experts say any story can be told in 140 characters"

CADIE - Google is taken over by "buggy" artificial intelligence.

Flights to Mars - Expedia

And my personal favorite

Qualcomm - Wolf-Pigeon:

Oh and Youtube have made video's play upside-down. Just add "&flip=1" to the end of the URL.